A guide to solving the most pressing conundrums of the 21st century.
Is the problem a sentient being or an inanimate object?
Eliminate all unnecessary conundrums. Keep it simple, stupid!
A flowchart is like a map for your brain. It helps you find the conundrum's hidden paths.
When all else fails, consult the Conundrum-Solving Institute. Our team of experts will sort it out.
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